Famous Monkeys

These are the monkey world's greatest legends!!! These monkeys are very honored in their society!!! READ IT!!!

Al Beinstein

Al Beinstein is a very famous monkey scientist. He developed the third law of thermodynamical institutionism. But since none of us know what that means, we will just have to know that he is a very smart monkey. He is perhaps the smartest monkey that has ever walked the earth. He knows for a fact that evolution isn't real. In fact he said himself " Evolution is no more real than global warming, it's just pure nonsense."

Meil Handstrong

Meil Handstrong is a pioneer in monkey space exploration. He is the son of Rance Handstrong. He was the very first monkey to go to space. He lived in a space station for 8 months. When he got back, he was a national hero. He was honored with the International Space Monkey Ascociation Medal. After his historic space trip, he retired to a farm in Idaho.

K. Kong

K. Kong is a famous monkey actor of the 1930's. Although he only appeared in one movie during his career, he is still a legend of classic monkey film. Even though he was so large,( 50 feet tall) he is said to have had a big heart. He retired in the 1940's and went to medical school. After medical school he became a pediatrician! He was many kid's favorite doctor. He lived a long life, but he passed away on March 24, 1971. You can watch a clip from his movie in the theater.

Sir Sillymonkey of Wales

Sir Sillymonkey of Wales was the highest ranked monkey general in England from 1896-1912. He led the English monkey army through the great Banana Battle of 1908. They won that battle against the french monkeys. He was said to have been so good at shooting, that he could take the wings off of a fly without thinking about it. He retired in 1912 to his home in Wales.

Rodeo Joe

Joseph Williams (Rodeo Joe) is one of the most iconic symbols in monkey rodeo. He has won dozens of awards over his long career, including the MRS (Monkey Rodeo Society) Monkey of the decade award in 1994, the Doggy Wrangler award in 1987, and of course, 12 Monkey Rodeo Champion of the Whole Entire World Awards. His career was started in 1976, and he has been going strong ever since.

Melvis Gessly

Melvis Gessly is the worlds greatest monkey musician according to most of the people he knows. He has a career spanning four decades! For years he has entertained audiences with his music. It all began when he released his first single, Banana Blues in 1968. It was such a hit that he made 19 million dollars off of that one song!!! Soon afterward, he met and married Princilla Princley, his life long bride. He was such a hit by 1970, that he was able to buy a mansion in Jamaica! In 1982, Priscilla Gessly, his first child, was born. In 1991, he preformed at the Super Banana (the monkey super bowl). He now lives in his mansion in Jamaica.

Don Haisl

Don Haisl is the monkey worlds most sucsesfull monkey president. He served in office from 1976-1984. He was voted most popular twice by the monkey population of Brazil. He strongly believes in chimp rights. He beat Bon Mclane in 1976, and then Jim Ranker in 1980. He is, in human terms, a strong republican. In 1984 he retired to his estate in Paraguay.

Shaun the Shaved

Shaun the Shaved was, and still is, one of the most succesful monkey pirates ever. He raided over 90 ships in his long and terribly infamous career. His ship was famously named " The Ship Sinker" because of an incident in 1765 when he sank a british monkey ship and took all of their valuables. He was merciless, blood thirsty, and incredibly rough, mean, and violent. In 1789, he was about to raid an explorer's ship when they fired back. The cannonball exploded, taking away his leg. In 1809, he and his crew were captured by natives and dropped off of a cliff into shark infested waters. As Shaun the Shaved was in the mouth of a shark from the waist down, he screamed horribly. One native later said " I heard the shark bite much harder. The water turned red as I saw him dissapear into the deep, murky, waters."

Bananzo Artiste III

Bananzo Artiste was a famous monkey artist. Some of his greatest works include " Monkey on the Bridge" and "Monkeys eating bugs out of other Monkey's hair". He was born on June 17th, 1495 and he died on October 12th, 1589.

King Quincy James XVIII

King Quincy James XVIII was the king of all monkeys from 1876-1922. His reign was the longest reign of any monkey king in the history of the royal monkey family. He was a good ruler, firm but kind. He was the king that led the Monkey Republic through their war with the Dictatorship of Monketopia. They won the war. His reign ended in 1922 when he died from banana poisoning.