SPORTS
These are the legends of the monkey sports world. JUST READ IT!!!
Skipper Bones
Skipper Bones is the all time greatest pitcher in the major league of monkeys. He throws a 90 mph fastball!!! When asked about his size, he will simply drill you with the ball. So don't ask that question if you want to stay in one piece.
Lion Forest
Lion Forest is the greatest putt-putter in the monkey world, he has already won 234 putt-putt trophies. He is so good that he won the world title with one hand behind his back. He is however, sensitive on the issue of brains (he is not the sharpest tool in the shed if you know what I mean). He only knows about putt-putting. Otherwise, he is an idiot.
Rance Handstrong
Rance Handstrong was the greatest bycicling monkey of all time. He won the Tour De London 567 times from 1913-1963 (the longest monkey bycicle career ever). He then retired to become a college professor at Smartman University. Ironicly, he was also the first monkey ever to ride a bike! He passed away on August 27, 1979. His record has never even been really challenged by anyone. EVER.
Sockless Bo Dackson
Sockless Bo Dackson is the overall greatest hitter in monkey baseball history. He is now the stuff of legends. With a career spanning 3 decades, he is also the monkey with the longest baseball career in history. He played from 1918 - 1948. Legend says that he hit the ball so hard, that the CRACK! was heard from ten miles away! After his legendary career ended, he coached the Brazil Birdbrains to win 20 consecutive World Titles. He passed away on July 12, 1958 peacefully in his sleep.
Frosty Coldshoes
Frosty Coldshoes is a modern day monkey legend. He has led his team to victory countless times. He was voted 2006's MVM (most valuable monkey). He and his team have won the frozen banana cup 3 times! He has been playing since 1990 and is still going! In a test to see how good he could hit the puck, he made it 9 times out of 10! Out of 129 games, he has won 112! He is a living legend!
Ron Brady
Ron Brady is the greatest quarterback in the history of the MFL (monkey football league). He has scored more touchdowns than any other monkey in history!!! He played from 1980-1987 and amazed people everywhere. He has played for the Brazil Bananas for his entire career, and has won 5 IMCs (international monkey championships). In 1987, he suffered a career ending injury when he was hit in the ribs and broke all of them. It was a sad day in MFL history. He retired after that game because doctors said he could never play again. He retired to a mansion in Dallas, Texas. He is now the owner of Bananaco, the monkey worlds leading supplier in banana related goods.
Mike Gordon
Mike Gordon has won the MBA's (monkey basketball league) monkey of the year award 4 times! He has been playing since 1993 and is still winning games for the Paruguay Porposes. He is the son of the legendary, Josh Gordon. Out of 137 games, he has won 101! He has also won 2 MBA worldwide trophies! In 1996 his team went 12-0, winning all their games! He says that he plans to retire in 2012. Although he will be put into the MBA hall of fame in April 2010. But for now, this monkey is still winning championships and breaking records!
Monkson Fedessie
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